Definitions by Merick
Harry Potter eyed
To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.
Harry Potter eyed by Merick March 5, 2009
Dirf Desert
When your thighs rub together making your chode red, dry, and raw.
Extremely uncomfortable, sometimes painful; happens when walking for an especially long time.
Extremely uncomfortable, sometimes painful; happens when walking for an especially long time.
Dirf Desert by Merick September 5, 2007
Plapped-a-puss
Best used in the missionary position.
When the male reaches the climax of his orgasm, he withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina and shoots his load all over her vulva. He then slaps the cum covered pussy with his dick, making the semen splatter the surrounding areas.
When the male reaches the climax of his orgasm, he withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina and shoots his load all over her vulva. He then slaps the cum covered pussy with his dick, making the semen splatter the surrounding areas.
Plapped-a-puss by Merick August 18, 2007
The Beanslide
During the 69 position while the male is on top of the female he proceeds to move into an upright position (technically sitting on her face), he then slides his sweaty nut sack across the entire length of the woman's face thus leaving her with the grimy, smelly sweat of his genitals.
The Beanslide by Merick August 18, 2007
Swamp-cooler
(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.
Swamp-cooler by Merick August 18, 2007