swamp chair 

"Swamp chair" rises from the depths of "swamp ass" to create an almost tangible and somehow palatable stench, remniscent of chode, sweat, and fears, which embeds itself into the soul of your standard issue office chair.

Yo Angel, smelled your seat the other day. Smelled a lot like swamp chair. / We thought we were rid of the office stench but then Angel birthed a swamp chair and now we yearn for the days of reheated fish tacos.

swamp chair by Aquemini May 21, 2015

Computer Chair Swap Out 

When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.

All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.

Computer Chair Swap Out by Dancing with Fire July 14, 2011

swamphair 

Well gay whore motherfucking cunt bitch who has swamp hair because shes edgy and emo

Ewww thats swamphair

swamphair by bigbapa May 21, 2019