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swampshire

when no simple thing is easy due to the fact one is extremely high or zooted
"you tryin to make a quesadilla?"
"nah man, way to swampshire"
swampshire by jon loan June 27, 2012
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Swampfire 

The act of putting mud on the floor, putting lit flowers around the mud, and having sex in the middle of the mud.
We tried to Swampfire the other night, it felt like the Dark Sacrament.
Swampfire by RedneckGamer January 27, 2015

swamp hair 

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease
Wow you have such swamp hair.
Her name might be spelled weird, but dont let that fool you. She's pretty and will fill you with unconditional love and support. If close to her, you will be treated as if royalty, and if ever lovers with her, she'll never let you go, in a good way. Saphaire is most likely short but doesnt let that get in her way. And I dont think I can Express how much she lightens each and every day. Did I mention she was pretty?
"Do you know Saphaire"

"Oh yeah she's great!"

Swampshart 

A shart see shart that produces vapors consisting of sweat and fecal matter. Typically found in warmer or high stress situations or environments that produces an excessive amount of anal sweat. Side effects usually consist of warm itchy sphincter, and dampness of pants.
Last week at wrestling practice a blasted a mean swampshart and was told to hit the showers.

Last night my girlfriend shart the bed, swampshart!
Swampshart by C-leb and Tha Derch August 12, 2008
ur parents had a typo in ur name but it’s okay , ur always angry but ur really pretty and most people find you annoying and loud even though u don’t realise it ?? do better next time sapph
“ u know that girl sapphaire ?? why’s she always shouting ??”
sapphaire by pinkpanther000 February 23, 2025