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A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).
I ate Taco Hell and now I have a serious case of the farts.
by Aquemini May 30, 2015

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"Swamp chair" rises from the depths of "swamp ass" to create an almost tangible and somehow palatable stench, remniscent of chode, sweat, and fears, which embeds itself into the soul of your standard issue office chair.
Yo Angel, smelled your seat the other day. Smelled a lot like swamp chair. / We thought we were rid of the office stench but then Angel birthed a swamp chair and now we yearn for the days of reheated fish tacos.
by Aquemini May 19, 2015

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Cheap sandals or flip flops. Based on the sound of said footwear slapping against one’s feet when walking.
She showed up for dinner in slaps and shorts.
by Aquemini February 03, 2020

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