swallow it
swallow it by Triksi April 13, 2016
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swallow it by cakeee. July 20, 2016
Swallow it !
"Swallow it !" is what a guy says to you after he jacks off on your tongue and wants to see you take his load.
Swallow it ! by eda-skip October 17, 2021
swallow or it's going in your eye
when you're getting a bj head, dome and if you don't get swallowed, it cum will go into the receiver's eye.
swallow or it's going in your eye by Jonswife4life August 5, 2020
that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow
classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow by ed the Word September 15, 2009
Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
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smallowitz by Phil'n Good May 17, 2015
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