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Swaggish - (Swah-Gish) also can be proclaimed as The Art Swaggery. Swaggish was developed by two great minds, one of which has a head bigger than the gods that bestow upon us, and another with a mind of intellectual dignity but a hint of stupidity. Thou names are Ridi, and Eri. They both joined to develop the English based language of Swaggish or The Art of Swaggery. You may only talk in Swaggish when you are either a Swagological human or under the influence of Mary Jay Wanna. Swaggish is a simple but a barbaric way to infuse vocabulary in a compliant manner. Swaggish is used all around our peripheral mind.
Ridi Says: Well if there were any newfound wisdom or sense to be had upon reviewing those blasphemous words, you might as a position to make such a bold statement. Parry the, i don't seem to be in unison with what you are attempting to convey, nay; rather what you are merely blurting out in a fashion that is greatly frowned upon by my colleagues and peers of similar intellectual and philosophical comprehension. I regret to bear thy ears with this rather morbid news of sincerity, you sir are undisputed in your glorious and furthermore impotent attempts to amuse my query of newfound anecdotes.

Eri Replies: I clearly conceive your discreet conception and I, with full swaggish intellectual cogitation put forth more respect and dignity toward you and your followers. My interventionism has been expected to bestow me with full greed and parathion glory. Glory indeed is one of the stronger vocabulary I proclaim to perjure ever so thankfully, and I myself including all of my contradiction would like to thank you for you time and grant you a full plinth of "swag". good day young legend.
Swaggish by RidEri October 25, 2011
Words you can keep
if sumthing is shit,crap,rubbish.

if u dont like sumthing
that tune was swaggish.

your clothes are swaggish
swaggish by g-major December 27, 2004
mike fitz is so swaggish
swaggish by JORDYN AND NICOLE August 5, 2010

Swaggish Delight 

The act of placing cream cheese in a girls vagina,having sex and eating the leftovers. All the while keeping the bedsheets clean
Ex..Damn I gave that girl the old swaggish delight last night and she tasted like a Pillsbury toaster pastry..
Swaggish Delight by CazD August 11, 2010

Shaggish 

Someone who hates everything about themselves but still manages to remain a kind soul with a shag material face.
These people are mostly the ones who don't voice their problems and carry around a skateboard.
A is so shaggish! Hot but sad.
K is definitely shaggish! Wish she liked herself though!
Shaggish by kakekay October 9, 2020
Used to convey that an inanimate object has swag.
Damn son, that table cloth is swagish! Big up to your moms for coping that.

Slaggish 

Having an origin in football sporting rivalry, a word that describes a prominent element of British pub culture. Usually in a group of people over a drink the objective is to slander and belittle one or several of the people to try and impress and entertain others in the same group. The sharpest, wittiest and quickest person that is the most successful in belittling and offending others is considered elevated in the perceived pub social heirarchy.

Commonly referred to as "piss-taking", or "sledging", and one of the English sins featured in a recent British Television documentary series titled "The Seven Sins of England".
The Celtic supporter left the pub because he could not tolerate the slaggish behaviour of the Rangers fans.
Slaggish by Tim Swinburne August 4, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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