Swaggism

This word defines the one and only religion; Swaggism.

Eddalou11 is part of the Swaggism due to falling into the mf void u dumb bitch.

by Smexy Rexe May 11, 2021

anarcho swagism

Anarcho swagism, similar to anarcho capitalism, is a new ideology based on anarchy and swag. If you have the urge to rebel against authorities while sporting some gucci flip flops, you might be an anarcho swagist.

Band kid#1: I can’t believe I missed the anarcho communist student meeting! REEEEEEE!
Band kid#2: Sorry, I prefer anarcho swagism
Band kid#1: What?
Band kid#2 proceeds to swag on Band kid#1

by culturedTroglodyte September 19, 2020

Swaggasm

An overwhelming and euphoric sensation that one experiences when their swagg is turnt "on"

" Yo son i got up out tha shower and put my fresh gear on, i looked in tha mirror and gave myself a SWAGGASAM"

when I put the Ralph lauren polo under the John Wills hoodie with the macthing J. Crew linen shorts and Riviera top-siders... I had a fullbody swaggasm~

by trevg713 August 6, 2010

Swaggish

Swaggish - (Swah-Gish) also can be proclaimed as The Art Swaggery. Swaggish was developed by two great minds, one of which has a head bigger than the gods that bestow upon us, and another with a mind of intellectual dignity but a hint of stupidity. Thou names are Ridi, and Eri. They both joined to develop the English based language of Swaggish or The Art of Swaggery. You may only talk in Swaggish when you are either a Swagological human or under the influence of Mary Jay Wanna. Swaggish is a simple but a barbaric way to infuse vocabulary in a compliant manner. Swaggish is used all around our peripheral mind.

Ridi Says: Well if there were any newfound wisdom or sense to be had upon reviewing those blasphemous words, you might as a position to make such a bold statement. Parry the, i don't seem to be in unison with what you are attempting to convey, nay; rather what you are merely blurting out in a fashion that is greatly frowned upon by my colleagues and peers of similar intellectual and philosophical comprehension. I regret to bear thy ears with this rather morbid news of sincerity, you sir are undisputed in your glorious and furthermore impotent attempts to amuse my query of newfound anecdotes.

Eri Replies: I clearly conceive your discreet conception and I, with full swaggish intellectual cogitation put forth more respect and dignity toward you and your followers. My interventionism has been expected to bestow me with full greed and parathion glory. Glory indeed is one of the stronger vocabulary I proclaim to perjure ever so thankfully, and I myself including all of my contradiction would like to thank you for you time and grant you a full plinth of "swag". good day young legend.

by RidEri October 25, 2011

Shaggism

A religion on the internet that’s dedicated towards worshiping our lord and savior Shaggy

Shaggy only used 1% of his power to overpower Christianity with his new religion Shaggism

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

Swagggismoke

The way in which a pothead smokes.

Sativa: I smoke papers because i'm Taylor Gang

M-80: Blunts negrosalad! Stop stealing Wiz Khalifa's swagggismoke!

by SativaLovesPapers January 19, 2011

Swaggish Delight

The act of placing cream cheese in a girls vagina,having sex and eating the leftovers. All the while keeping the bedsheets clean

Ex..Damn I gave that girl the old swaggish delight last night and she tasted like a Pillsbury toaster pastry..

by CazD August 11, 2010