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Shuttling 

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.
Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)
Shuttling by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017

settling in 

Like maybe, just maybe you found "the one" him or her. You actually WANT to do this. It feels right. It's more than okay. Like never leave. I fucking want this forever. Make sense?
Settling in is a very good thing. Are YOU ready for it? He or she wants all of you. Today, not tomorrow. Present tense. Not past. Live for today. "Settling in." Purposeful living all the way. There is no other way. Well, you do want and deserve to be happy, right? We all do. Love deeply and freely without condition. Do it today. I challenge you.
settling in by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

Facebook Settling 

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.
John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.
Facebook Settling by Kmp73 January 1, 2010

settling soulmates

the person you were meant to settle for
I thought i was going to be alone for the rest of my life until i met Liz. She was the best I was ever going to find. We're settling soulmates.

Scuttling 

The act of removing socks, shoes, and any other article of clothing from your feet and wiggling your toes in circular motion. Scuttling can be done alone, in the presence of your friends, or in the face of your good friend sarah. In order to correctly scuttle, one must be completely confident in the appearance of their feet, regardless of criticism from said friends. this act is one that will never be forgotten by your friends due to it's excruciating mental image burned into their minds, playing in their heads for eternity.

keep on scuttling.
"Nathan, even though it's your birthday there is no need to be scuttling right in my face!"

"Wow have you ever seen someone be such a confident scuttler?"
Scuttling by DJ SK YOLO June 16, 2013

Scuttling 

The activity of buggery over a grave stone or sarcophagus.
Paul an Jez are goin scuttling tonight in the cemetery.
Scuttling by Ed1819 March 1, 2009