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"I am surest"
surest by NYsvA May 25, 2017
Words you can keep
Christina's god like attempt to make a joke
i am surest
Surest by NYsvA May 25, 2017
Being the most sure about something.
"Your mom is a whore, I'm the surest of it."
Surest by kyotoflint March 21, 2026

Sureshed 

Sureshed – adj. Feeling of confusion at 7 am after 3 hours of sleep, wondering where things went wrong and whether you submitted that assignment by 11:59.
I'm sorry I missed the meetings this morning, I was totally Sureshed.
Sureshed by EMBA16 June 24, 2015

Surfster 

Noun: A surfster, also known as a surf-hipster, is someone who listens to obscure surf bands and wears obscure surf brands until it becomes too mainstream. They are usually the one random person that waits for waves where no one else is because the good waves have become too popular with other crowds.
Dave: Hey why is that person over there? There aren't any waves breaking.

Jack: He's a surfster these waves are too well-known.

Dave: Fuckin' surfsters.
Surfster by Alex760Escondido January 2, 2012
"Surfing damage and getting a stab" -Moo, Spy Surf Stab Tutorial
bro i just got a surfstab on this soldier
surfstab by jay5815 May 10, 2020
Definitely one hell of a guy! Intelligent, handsome, witty, kindhearted, mentor, friend, family person, adventurer, logical, out of this world thoughts. What more can you ask for? Google in the making! Don't ever piss him off and for sure he will burst out his thoughts. Definitely will scare the hell of you. A friend who will help you all along, a father who will take care of you, a mentor to guide you in life's challenges, will give everything for his love ones. He will for sure turn your dreams to reality. Tough yet soft, Witty yet a joker, Serious yet fun, Slow yet rough, Predictable yet weird. An over all package... He will for sure turn your world around!
You will Suresh-ly be surprise knowing this guy.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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