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Superfacial 

When three or more men masturbate onto a woman’s face. Way more than the normal facial.
Man 1: She can’t see a thing, let’s leave before she asks for money.
Man 2: Can anyone tell if she’s breathing?
Man 3: That was some Superfacial, biach!!
Man 4: Are you OK Ma’am?
Woman: I wish you would address me a Senator! I worked very hard for that title.
Superfacial by Conservenative July 9, 2009
Words you can keep

superfacial 

Any shallow person and\or emo wearing or using too much make-up and/or spunk.
Random High School Clique Member #1: "Oh look, there's the popular girls table; Kelsey, Chelsey, and Ashley!"

RHSCM #2: "Gawd yes, a more intense group of superfacials, you will never meet."

RHSCM #1: "LMJAO, lets go boot up the spycam! Gym they have afta lunch!"

Or

Emo #1: "That was some superfacial action you and 4evdrk and FFah did me yest. I hadta wash my scarf."

Emo #2: "Whatev. It's not a choice, dude. Let's kiss. Here, in front of the laptop."
superfacial by Tripod66 November 5, 2013

superficial love 

Liking or falling for someone just because of their appearance or because it makes them look good.
James is going to ask Annie out only because he thinks she makes him look good in pictures, it's such a superficial love.
superficial love by Xotchitl Ome November 1, 2017

Superfamily 

a family consisting of a married Tony Stark and Steve Rogers (see Stony, Superhusbands), including a baby Peter Parker who usually is paired with Deadpool. (See Spideypool)
Superfamily is a layered ship with the cutest fanart!
Superfamily by choapie January 23, 2015

Superficial

Someone who doesn't want anyone to know what they're really like or who they really are.
He/she was superficial and phony since he/she thought people would like that.
Superficial by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Superficial Responding 

When someone says something to you, you ask them to repeat it and still don't have a clue about, so rather than asking them to repeat again, you stimulate a variety of different responses such as;
Nodding your Head
Smiling and Looking at The person
Looking Down
Agreeing
Looking Concerned

This method of reply is often useful when speaking to people with strong accents, or old people.
Dan: Wow thats a nice watch, how much was that?
Ted: What?
Dan: How much was your watch
Ted: Yes *Smiles* (Superficial Responding)

superficial smile 

A grin or smirk that has bullshit written all over it.

Usually used by con men, marketers , stock brokers, prostitutes, Steve Jobs. You know, the bullshitters.
Bullshitted: Do you think this its a good idea dodging taxes? I mean, I will have more money but won't I get caught?

Bullshitter: No bro, just chill. The system doesn't keep track of EVERYONE'S taxes, just those that get paid handsomely and you my friend are not in this category if I were you I'd use that to my advantage. How do you think I got so rich man? I'm only looking out for your best interest. *Gives superficial smile*
superficial smile by KaLnoX November 3, 2013
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