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gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69 

When ur name is Gunna#2255 on discord.
imma give u that ''gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69''

mega mega mega ultra super pro max airpods 

A hidden way to call someone's pair of airpods ripoffs.

But in a sarcastic way so that other people know too.
OH MY GOD HE HAS MEGA MEGA MEGA ULTRA SUPER PRO MAX AIRPODS !!! 🤯🤯🔥

super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja 

as good as something can ever hope to be. the ultimate in awesomeness.
you should have seen robbo's triangle solo it was super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

Super Straight XS Pro Max 

You're straight af, to the point you only biological females are visible to you.
Girl: "I like this guy's shirt, would love to see you wearing his style."
Guy: "Can't see him, I'm Super Straight XS Pro Max"

super cougar maxi 

- a 'much, much' older woman hunting for a younger man.

Usualy has had some work done on the carcass and a bit of maintenance on the mug.

- see super cougar and add 10 years
Sifty left the club with what he thought was a super cougar but awoke to find her teeth in a jar beside the bed. She was much much older therefore a super cougar maxi!
super cougar maxi by Café Pacific September 4, 2007

Supermax 

Despite sounding like an office supplies store, Supermax is a type of high security prison that forces inmates to spend 23 hours per day in solitary confinement with little-to-no contact to the outside world.

During the one hour outside of their cell, inmates are brought to a large concrete room by themselves where they walk in circles for exercise.

They go in as hardened criminals and come out as mad men, if ever even released.
Yo, I'm chillin' in my Supermax crib. I'm doin' pretty damn good in here; I got a metal bed to sleep on and a light that let's me see things, so I got things going pretty well for me.

The only person I ever see is the guard who does nothing but gives me commands, but it's cool; I got you, my imaginary homie!
Supermax by Wumbus September 1, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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