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Super mega dank nooner 

A wheelie so good that the front tire points to our lord and savior valentino rossi. If your bike does not die from oil starvation are you even popping a wheelie
Did you see that squid on the gsxr1000 popping a super mega dank nooner

superdank headies 

The best weed possible, super sticky, slow burning, and fucks you up in the head like real headies do.

Created after verbal tradition of calling good weed headies and wet sticky stuff superdank then transformed into verbal excitement with emphasis on a high pitched heeeeaadiezz!
Man all this weed in Amsterdam is SUPERDANK HEADIES son, lets go smoke.
superdank headies by BL423D October 19, 2007

Superdanks 

The self-proclaimed headiest of the heady hipsters/hippies/trustafarii/dubsteppers/etc . . . self-righteous, image based, shallow, extremely culture-conscious festival goers or marijuana growers. They Generally reside in the West, especially Santa Rosa, Bend, Eugene, the state of Colorado, N. Cali, and up into BC with special attention given to Kelowna and Nelson and a growing number in Missoula, MT. Generally a transplant form a larger area where their ego is not allowed to strangle the canopy.

Middle to upper class, 19-35 YO. A large number of Superdanks will artificially elevate themselves from the pack through custom made, frequently changing religious and/or dietary choices.
Naw, they're Superdanks. Maybe they don't eat kale this week, and our wine choice will insult their god(s)(esses). She's going to want to spin fire in the backyard, even though it's only ten by ten, and their pitbull will shit on the patio. I haven't cleansed the obsidian recently, the bong cost under $300, wasn't handblown-- and may not be spotless. I don't want to hear the same stories about Nepal. or India. or Thailand. or Costa Rica all over again. And she's going to leave a trail of peacock or other feathers and/or glitter for me to pick up later. And then we can't invite David and Yvonne over b/c they have kids, and Sumeria and Ben-I feel weird about children.
Superdanks by justBeeeeee July 1, 2011

Superdankaliciousness 

Did you see that girl, she was Superdankaliciousness!!!