Superdanks 

The self-proclaimed headiest of the heady hipsters/hippies/trustafarii/dubsteppers/etc . . . self-righteous, image based, shallow, extremely culture-conscious festival goers or marijuana growers. They Generally reside in the West, especially Santa Rosa, Bend, Eugene, the state of Colorado, N. Cali, and up into BC with special attention given to Kelowna and Nelson and a growing number in Missoula, MT. Generally a transplant form a larger area where their ego is not allowed to strangle the canopy.

Middle to upper class, 19-35 YO. A large number of Superdanks will artificially elevate themselves from the pack through custom made, frequently changing religious and/or dietary choices.

Naw, they're Superdanks. Maybe they don't eat kale this week, and our wine choice will insult their god(s)(esses). She's going to want to spin fire in the backyard, even though it's only ten by ten, and their pitbull will shit on the patio. I haven't cleansed the obsidian recently, the bong cost under $300, wasn't handblown-- and may not be spotless. I don't want to hear the same stories about Nepal. or India. or Thailand. or Costa Rica all over again. And she's going to leave a trail of peacock or other feathers and/or glitter for me to pick up later. And then we can't invite David and Yvonne over b/c they have kids, and Sumeria and Ben-I feel weird about children.

Superdanks by justBeeeeee July 1, 2011

superwank 

Wanking at the speed of light.

"Mmmmmmmm... ooh, my hand's blurring!" - Superman

superwank by Dr. Jackass April 23, 2005

superfans 

A group of overweight,dedicated Chicago Sports team fans. Devoted to da Bears and da Bulls. They were once honored by the presence of Michael Jordan, with whom they hula danced.

Superfans Brain Teasers:

Superfan #1: Who would win in a fight, between Ditka, and God?

Superfan #2: That's a trick question there Bob. Ditka IS God.

Superfan #1: Who would win if the Bears' team bus was in the Indianappolis 500?

Superfan #2: Who's driving the bus?

Superfan #1: Ditka's driving the bus.

Superfan #2: Da Bears would win.

superfans by P-faff August 14, 2006

supertanker 

An extremely large woman

Jeff: Holy fuck that girl is fat!

John: She's a fucking supertanker!!

supertanker by CMBC February 22, 2011

superdarket 

A supermarket frequented by dark skinned individuals usually located in urban or ethnic areas.

"I stopped by the superdarket to pick up some beer but they only had 40 ouncers of Old English"

superdarket by hughmonger October 31, 2003

superdank headies 

The best weed possible, super sticky, slow burning, and fucks you up in the head like real headies do.

Created after verbal tradition of calling good weed headies and wet sticky stuff superdank then transformed into verbal excitement with emphasis on a high pitched heeeeaadiezz!

Man all this weed in Amsterdam is SUPERDANK HEADIES son, lets go smoke.

superdank headies by BL423D October 19, 2007

Superdark 

Having "dark gothic qualities" dress in dark clothes and lead an unwholesome depressing life, a Superdark sighs a lot, he or she listens to Nine Inch Nails and regularly feels "Down in a hole". Superdark can be used as both a noun or adjective.

Allessio greeted me with a sigh and a complaint, dressed in black with Tool blaring from his headphones his asymetrical hair hiding his face, he's a Superdark.

Superdark by BuddyBuddyBuddy November 3, 2007