Man 1: That is ten feet long.
Man 2: No it's not, is only one foot long.
Man 1: IT'S TEN FEET LONG BECAUSE I SAY IT'S TEN FEET LONG.
Man 2: Yea,
that's why the tape measure says "one foot".
Man 1:
I DON'T CARE!!!
Man 2: Boy, that is
definitely Suleckism.