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suisare patrol 

A peace officer serving the duty of responding to noise complaints. Best known for breaking up suisares.
It's 12:30 AM on a Monday. The next door neighbor's suisare is still going strong. That's it, I'm calling the suisare patrol.
suisare patrol by annoyed November 3, 2004
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A party in the eyes and ears of the uninvited schmuck next door. Especially if the party is a source of annoyance to that person.
I'm so sick of my upstairs neighbor's suisares. This is an apartment building, not a college dorm!
suisare by suisare crasher September 21, 2004
A party thrown by a neighbor who didn't invite you.
What? You didn't invite me to your suisare? Fuck you!
suisare by suisare crasher December 1, 2003
A common reason for calls to the police.
I had to call the cops because my douchebag neighbor's suisare kept me up all night, and I had to work the next morning.
suisare by annoyed neighbor December 17, 2003
A party or informal gathering near one's home when that person is not invited. From suis, to be alone, and (open) air (celebration), i.e. to be alone in a crowd.
The block party is on the next block where I don't live, so it's one big suisare.
suisare by suisare endurer March 13, 2004
A party thrown by a friend or acquaintence who would have normally invited you, but didn't for some unexplained reason.
His friend's suisare was more than my depressed brother could take, so he committed suisare suicide.