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suicide bag

A body bag configured for conscientious suicidals to make postmortem cleanup that much easier for the authorities and less traumatic for any children, pets, or roommates of the deceased. Might include a window to slip an ID into (to save the loved ones from identifying the remains) or a frontal slot for a firearm and a rear plate to keep the bullet and any fluids from exiting the bag.
Charlie wanted to end his own life, but didn't feel like ruining his family's life with the images of his bloody remains, so he did the right thing and did it in a Suicide Bag (tm).
suicide bag by Sims-Peckat August 7, 2010

Suicidebait 

Making a threat to commit suicide for attention (or for something else you want) without ever planning to follow through with it.
That asshole said that if he would shoot himself if he didn’t hit his $10,000 goal on Patreon in a week he would shoot himself. It’s been stuck on $400 for over a month now and he’s still alive. Can’t believe he thought people would fall for his suicidebait like that.
Suicidebait by nlolhere March 18, 2022

Suicidebaiting 

A form of manipulation when someone uses the threat of suicide/saying they will commit suicide, but aren't entirely serious about it to another person/group.
My last relationship was just him Suicidebaiting, I didn't leave him for a whole year because he became life threatening whenever I even mentioned breaking up.
Suicidebaiting by mandarincup April 15, 2024
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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