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Suck The Fuck 

I choose the only book; Proforming "Magic Tricks," found from the library index, under the genre *Magic*.

<The Guy that>
*Sucked The Fuck*
4 Years go by; Shuan, "sucking the fuck": A statement that didn't have a meaning but had value. as a 5 year old, Shuan didn't know where he learnt words or their "True," meanings but one day ...
.
4 years go by then*Magic Happens
Shuan and a bunch of classmates, bored waiting for the doors to their classroom to be unlocked. By their teacher, while talking to us, we kids were throwing clods of dirt from the garden, at a wall next to the classroomdoor.

Next to his teacher. The Words.. "Suck" slowly appeared as we, "Fuck".....threw dirt lower at > "The" wall.
Suck the Fuck
Suck
The
Fuck...
I Instantly remember my *Magic
I started playing opposite day*
I Proformed magic for the last 4 years without even reveling the "TRICK"
Being at a Catholic Primary School aged 5. Oh, Sacred Heart.

In one day of school: Sean; Made the Principal think every pen at once has ran out of ink, Instantly, Made his teacher Suck The Fuck, Question her reality as to how those words appeared and why? A Message From God Perhaps? The Devil?

And sent the game "Opposite Day", eventually GLOBAL.

Untill this day we are all still sucking the fuck out of life playing opposite day.

Here's some MAGIC
Suck the fuck Up.

LoL Lots of Love.
Ps. Dirt sticks to Wax.
Suck the Fuck up Joe Roagn, I know I made you cry in front of me. and yes I told my brother about it, he asked you about crying and you denied, not just crying. But everything we had experienced that night! You made it Gay not my Gay Brother, / LOVE X I ended up in a mental institution for a week. SUCK THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.
Suck The Fuck by Saint Assassin February 10, 2023

fuck the suck 

What a Marine says when he is totally and wholly pissed the fuck off at the Marine Corps.
It is friggin hot, sand in my ass and treeless here. "Fuck the Suck" I am ready to go home to kick Jodi's ass and get Suzi Q back."
fuck the suck by Sigman July 9, 2006

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH 

CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH
CALEB BITCH SUCK MY DICK BITCH STUPID BITCH TWO PLUS TWO ANINT KNOW WUT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK 

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! 

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!
As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

fuck fuck in the duck duck suck 

uttered only when your frustrated or pissed off
Bob: do u remember the last time u saw my wallet?

Fred: ya i think u left it in the cinema

Bob: now you tell me?...fuck fuck in the duck duck suck!!
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