An expression you use when you go to a conclusion that you just beat someone in something even if you didn't really compete about it. Of cource it might just happen that you draw the wrong conclusion and someone uses it on you too.
(Preferably used in a comment section like faceook or something)
Win:
Person 1: I finished my homework 30 minutes ago ^^.
Person 2: I did it 40 minutes ago! Suck on that fizzle!.
Fail:
Person 3: I did it 50 minutes ago! Suck on that fizzle!.
A combination of put that in your pipe and smoke it and suck it, but a more derogatory and forceful way than either individually to end an argument. Often used if the other person is a just plainbitch or cock muncher.
My argument is vastly superior to yours, so put that in your pipe and suck on it. Bitch.
a term defiantly used too much by teenage males. it is from jeffy, a puppet that does stupid stuff. it is basically saying to take whatever they are talking about and to suck on it. thats all. Sometimes used as a comeback.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!