Suck hard

A women grabing a dick and sucking hard

Kriste Suck hard

by THEYEETREAPER69 April 12, 2022

suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

when life gets hard suck something hard

usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.

Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”

by swaggymaddie January 6, 2022

suck it long suck it hard

1.The magical way a girl gives head.

2.A way to insult somebody.

1.Magical Ninja: "Yo man my girl knows how to suck it long and suck it hard"
2.Douchebag: "Man you suck."
Magical Ninja: "Hey, you know what, suck it, suck it long suck it hard."

by Magical Ninja March 8, 2008

why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

hard cock to suck

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.

I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.

by bandetox December 16, 2014

suck it easy or lick it hard

When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...

A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...

by BCJ May 17, 2006