When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...
A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...
by BCJ May 06, 2006
a customer who really, really sucks.
a customer who is Not Right.
someone who tries to scam an Etsy Seller.
a customer who is Not Right.
someone who tries to scam an Etsy Seller.
"I had a suctomer who tried to claim that I didn't send my product, even when I had a delivery confirmation, time and date stamp from the USPS, and the package was Insured. They were just trying to get something for free. Effin' suctomer"
by bcj May 30, 2012