Definitions by BCJ

suctomer 

a customer who really, really sucks.

a customer who is Not Right.

someone who tries to scam an Etsy Seller.

"I had a suctomer who tried to claim that I didn't send my product, even when I had a delivery confirmation, time and date stamp from the USPS, and the package was Insured. They were just trying to get something for free. Effin' suctomer"

suctomer by bcj November 10, 2012

suck it easy or lick it hard 

When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...

A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...

suck it easy or lick it hard by BCJ May 17, 2006