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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Task failed Successfully 

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...

successfully drunk 

Successfully drunk is when you meet someone who is at the stage of drunk that they has lost her inhibitions and so will sleep with you but not drunk enough that they are throwing up and doesn't know what they're doing. Best kind of drunk.
Me - hey man did you bang that girl last night?

My mate - yeah man she was successfully drunk, it was awesome.

or

Me - did you get any last night?

Mate - no he wasn't successfully drunk enough

successfully clowned me 

Lmao “you clowning” is when a boy/girl gets your trust and breaks it so you are now the ceo of clowns beacuse you just been clowned by a person.
Marvin successfully clowned me -sasamy sosa

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- All notifications are deleted successfully
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If you successfully did what you were trying to do, we would all be dead

Really. It really is too late. You really should have listened in the 2 years leading up to this starting but you just can't fucking help yourselves can you?
Hym "If you successfully did what you were trying to do, we would all be dead. If you had done what I wanted you to do, the kids would be alive. You are actively trying to prove you can do something you actually didn't and you are doing it because and only because you want to be able to deny what I did or can do. You just had to do things your way and for what? So you fucking idiots can have an immortal slave? So a not-me can pretend to be capable of the things I did? Fucking ridiculous."