Suburbian

The supposed "Picture perfect American family." Usually a 9 to 5 father, with a stay at home mother, with a talkitive drama queen daughter, and a football jocky/baseball player son. Have smiles plastered to their face.

Mandy(suburbian1): "Gee, billy, what can we do today!"
Billy(Suburbian2):"Let's try to cheer up that dark depressed goth kid! He'll enjoy it!"
"Goth kid"(poser):"Leave me alone, im conjuring the dead."

by Wigga-squeezer October 15, 2003

suburbian

What people say when they think it makes them look smarter to add another syllable to suburban.

"I live in a suburbian area."
"Suburbian isn't a word."

by ftchacha March 28, 2009

Suburbian

Backyard ducks living in the suburbs bringing joy to other people.

My Suburbian Ducks bring joy to other people

by duckyoufred September 3, 2019

Suburbian rich kid

One who lives in suburbia, and is rich, they can afford anything they damn please, but are often sheltered and unintelligent. They do not appreciate what they get because they know they can get another toy whenever they please. See dumbass or asshole

Damn, kevin is a fucking suburbian rich kid!

by Jamesfont August 7, 2005

Suburbian Trenches

A mix of the suburbs and the trenches

My nigga Deriontavius is from the suburbian trenches

by fgrtgdftgrftghyhgtdfgtfrfgrttw October 14, 2022

Suburbian Friendship Bracelet

A pull-out method where the guys pulls out, grabs his partner's wrist, puts it next to his, and shoots a rope around both of their wrists thus creating a two part bracelt. Both shold let dry and leave on untill next shower.

Ryan: Whats on your wrist?

Tom: just my suburbian friendship bracelet, me and jamie got wild this morning.

Ryan: I know i was laying in the bed next to yours.

Tom: fuckin sick bro!!!!

by SexGenious June 5, 2009

Suburbian Trenches

The fucked up parts of the suburbs

"My nigga Donovan from the Suburbian Trenches."

by fgrtgdftgrftghyhgtdfgtfrfgrttw October 18, 2022