Suburbian

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The supposed "Picture perfect American family." Usually a 9 to 5 father, with a stay at home mother, with a talkitive drama queen daughter, and a football jocky/baseball player son. Have smiles plastered to their face.

Mandy(suburbian1): "Gee, billy, what can we do today!"
Billy(Suburbian2):"Let's try to cheer up that dark depressed goth kid! He'll enjoy it!"
"Goth kid"(poser):"Leave me alone, im conjuring the dead."

Suburbian by Wigga-squeezer October 15, 2003

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suburbian

What people say when they think it makes them look smarter to add another syllable to suburban.

"I live in a suburbian area."
"Suburbian isn't a word."

suburbian by ftchacha March 28, 2009

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Suburbian

Backyard ducks living in the suburbs bringing joy to other people.

My Suburbian Ducks bring joy to other people

Suburbian by duckyoufred September 3, 2019

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Suburbian rich kid

One who lives in suburbia, and is rich, they can afford anything they damn please, but are often sheltered and unintelligent. They do not appreciate what they get because they know they can get another toy whenever they please. See dumbass or asshole

Damn, kevin is a fucking suburbian rich kid!

Suburbian rich kid by Jamesfont August 7, 2005

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Suburbian Trenches

A mix of the suburbs and the trenches

My nigga Deriontavius is from the suburbian trenches

Suburbian Trenches by fgrtgdftgrftghyhgtdfgtfrfgrttw October 14, 2022

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Suburbian Friendship Bracelet

A pull-out method where the guys pulls out, grabs his partner's wrist, puts it next to his, and shoots a rope around both of their wrists thus creating a two part bracelt. Both shold let dry and leave on untill next shower.

Ryan: Whats on your wrist?

Tom: just my suburbian friendship bracelet, me and jamie got wild this morning.

Ryan: I know i was laying in the bed next to yours.

Tom: fuckin sick bro!!!!

Suburbian Friendship Bracelet by SexGenious June 5, 2009

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Suburbian Trenches

The fucked up parts of the suburbs

"My nigga Donovan from the Suburbian Trenches."

Suburbian Trenches by fgrtgdftgrftghyhgtdfgtfrfgrttw October 18, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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