Santa Claus - After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.
Bubble - a females
ass, preferably big
carpet - the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.
alaskan firedragon - When a
man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman
will choke and try to pull back. The
man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
All these are real stupid definitions on urban
dictionary by the way.