National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitchday starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!
Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!
Person 2: I’m telling everyone!
Person 1: wait, why?
Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitchday!
Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!
A cute name for a cute person named Miley who Eren loves very much, she is adorable and extremely sweet and kind. She will brighten up your day just by talking to you. She’s very precious and deserves the best in life. Everyone around her thinks she’s cute and loves her very much. No one is cuter than this bapy.
A term first coined by The Distressed Watcher (A.K.A The amazing Atheist) to describe the glitter skin transformation of a vampire in direct sunlight while reviewing the movie Twilight. It blends the words "Stupidity" and "Retarded" into a stronger negative adjective.
A term used usually by employees of the Real Canadian Superstore who hate their jobs, but continue to work there anyways because of the fact that they can do aboslutley nothing and not be fired, because of the union.
"dude, you wanna get baked tonight?"
"im working, but hit up stupidstore at 8, we'll rock a blaze at the smoke bench on my fifteen"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"