Someone who obviously doesn't know the cardinal rule of car enthusiast forums... You swim with sharks, sooner or later you're going to be bitten, and once that first drop of blood spills, all of them will want a piece.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand