Stumple

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Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.

"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"

Stumple by keefington January 27, 2009

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stumple

exceedingly short and stumpy

That poor guy has stumple thumbs.

stumple by notbarbie December 18, 2010

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Stumple

A stumple is a small object stuck in the ground.

Juan: Ah! I just stubbed my toe on a stumple!
Martha: Aw, that sucks!

Stumple by MooMoo Mike January 3, 2018

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Stumple

Anything Tbones fatass can trip over

He stumples over a imaginary line in the parking lol.

Stumple by Kaylas2kool October 30, 2023

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stumple flup

a stupid little bitch who deserves to be executed visually

god yousef is such a stumple flup

stumple flup by wiiz_osc November 20, 2023

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stumbleine

A hopeless, dreamy, yet clumsy girl who is somebody's sweetheart. She is gentle and she is loved.

"Amy has become quite the stumbleine now she's finally found a boyfriend"

stumbleine by WiseOldTabbyCat April 4, 2008

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Stumbler's Syndrome

A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.

Why are you clicking on the favorites button?

What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.

Stumbler's Syndrome by Corey Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 25, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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