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stumpbroke 

When some bastard in the throes of bestiality trains a horse, mule, or any livestock animal into not walking away from a tree stump whenever he, ahem... "assumes the postion"...

if said bastard gets his freak on with said beast of "burden", and the animal has not tried to run off, it's stumpbroke.
"That skank-ass hoochiemama is just like a stumpbroke goat, she's spent her whole life backin up to somethin doggystyle"
stumpbroke by Brian Wilson May 9, 2005
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stump broke 

describes an animal which has been trained to back up to a stump to facilitate the act
Ol' Dave got that heifer so stump broke, all you got to do is step up on the stump and she backs up just pretty as you please.
stump broke by Booger February 27, 2004

stump broke horse 

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.
Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.
stump broke horse by Spizzum August 10, 2006

Stump broke 

When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.
I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.
Stump broke by snizzlewizzle May 18, 2016

stump broke 

had sex with an animal. stood on a stump during the act.
Ace Dog stump broke that mule out in the field today.
stump broke by dennisrwood October 18, 2003

stump broke 

To break ones will. To make one conform. Ass rape. To punk. The term "stump" represents the hieghth of the act taking place. To break someone over a stump and rape them. Hence the term broke.
" That boy looks like he's done been stump broke".
stump broke by jody young July 12, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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