Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.

"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"

by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008

Stump Dick

1.)A guy who talks big but never does anything.

2.)That guy you know who made a name for himself but really has nothing worth boasting about.

3.)A strong guy who cannot satisfy his girlfriend(s).

1.)John is really intimidating but then again he has no balls to do anything he threatens to do. What a stump dick.

2.)Herman is such a stump dick; he acts all high and mighty but he has no game.

by Iron M. February 17, 2009

Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.

" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "

by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016

Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012

stomp dick

A word I made up for when you have sex with an obese female(Or male if your gay)

The felling that your dick was smashed after sex with a fat person.

I got drunk and fucked some fat bitch now I got stomp dick.

by Lucas Hartwell November 30, 2007

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.

After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering

by SeanCalhoun June 14, 2018