sumpdick 

A nasty vagina.

Usually, with sweat cheese and various salts caked around the clitoris.

Holy fuck Amber has some nasty sumpdick!

sumpdick by Retarded Creations By Kaie August 9, 2010

stumpdick 

Often called "Stumpy," especially by girls referring to men with small penises. Sometimes a racist slur by blacks to non-Blacks, or by Blacks or Whites to Asians.

She dumped him because he was a stumpdick in the sack.

stumpdick by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006