stump bust 

Stump busting is more common during deer season. Stump busting is the act of tying an animal to a tree or a tree stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

Redneck #1- You git you a buck last nite?
Redneck #2- Naw, just stump busted a coyote.

stump bust by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006

stump buster 

A stump buster is a person who helps you break a sex drought. This person will usually be well below your normal standards for sexual partners.

1) Guess who's back boys. After that stump buster I took home last night, I'm back in the game.

stump buster by unkosan January 31, 2007

slump buster 

A large, unatractive, girl, most commonly with low self esteem, incorperated in sex with one that is suffering from a slump. (see slump)

Mitch- "Dude when was the last time you got layed?"
Wess- "Yah it's been a while but don't worry, i got me a slump buster last night so i should be good."

slump buster by 50spence April 14, 2003

slump buster 

Baseball players believe that by having sex with an unattractive female, they can end their slump. Therfore a slump buster is the unattractive female that they have sex with, in hopes of busting their slump.

Manny Ramirez told Pedro Martinez that the reason why he's been hitting so many homeruns lately, is because he hooked up with a lot of slump busters when he was in a slump.

slump buster by Joey Bishop March 8, 2004

slump buster shot 

1/3 rum 151, 1/3 goldschlager, 1/3 pineapple and a splash of grenadine.

A libation to help an individual break the curse of a sexual drought.
Word of caution, this is powerful voodoo shit...

It's been awhile since I've been laid and I can't convince myself to sleep with this grenade. Therefore I will take 2 slump buster shots please...
Now the grenade appears attractive.

slump buster shot by Big MackDick November 7, 2013

slump buster 

Banging some fat ugly bitch because you CAN. You haven't had any in awhile so a slump buster is what you need to get some confidence back to higher class hizat's. Typically a slump buster is a grenade or a M.U.F.F.

It was Valentine's Day so Wes' negative game was working somehow, so he picked up a slump buster and then had a successful rest of the year with hizat's.

slump buster by Andrea February 15, 2004

Slump Busting 

The above definition is correct, except for 3 omissions.

1. The word can be used to describe the act of breaking a bad streak in either baseball or the singles game.

2. Mark Grace made the phrase famous, because he would normally hit in the high 200s, but would sometimes go on a really nasty 0 for 25 kind of slump, and because he supposedly coined another synonym for slumpbusting, "taking the wood to a fatty."

3. Because he made these two phrases famous, a 3rd synonym became used within baseball, and now pop culture, to pull a "Mark Grace", also meaning to break a slump by boning an ugly or fat chick.

Player 1: Man, Ramirez hasn't gotten laid in 3 weeks. And hasn't been on base in 5.
Player 2: Yeah he definitely needs to go to a bar tonight, find a swamp donkey and pull a Mark Grace.
Rookie: What's a Mark Grace?
Player 1: Slumpbusting
Rookie: Slump Busting?
Player 2: Slumpbusting, jackass. Taking the wood to a fatty.

Slump Busting by Eroneous Negroneous March 18, 2010