Stubbington
A small village near the shore, it is the upper class version of its shitty neighbour Gosport. Except here 70% of people are over 60 and completely hate everyone under 25. Stubbington unfortunately holds many stuck up too good for you teenagers, probably from the local private school. And at the other end also holds the druggies from Gosport. Don’t come here, unless you’re going to the beach, and even then teens are setting shit on fire at sea-field and pissing in the water at night.
Friend 1: He’s a total wanker, one minute he’s doing keys of key, next minute he’s finishing his degree in literature.
Friend 2: he’s definitely from ‘Stubbington’.
Friend 2: he’s definitely from ‘Stubbington’.
Stubbington by Outhouse35 April 10, 2019
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