A sport in which two male opponents take viagra, get naked, cover themselves in crisco, and then begin to wrestle with the winner being the one who penetrates any hole of their opponent. In which case must scream GOAL at the time of penetration to signify they have won the match.
Awkward sex, in which the full range of motion required for deep penetration and proper rhythm is not available. Often rushed, spur-of-the-moment, and alcohol induced. Commonly performed in cars, closets, small bathrooms, and campers.