A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority

Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do

Church Stretton by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010

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strattonites

The most ruthless and ambitious closers known to man. The word “strattonite” stems from Jordan Belfort’s very own Stratton Oakmont. Strattonites is used to describe the brokers and traders of Stratton Oakmont.

“I’m not leaving, my Strattonites! The show goes on!”

strattonites by The Wolf of Stratton Oakmont November 1, 2020

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Eric Stratton

Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you

Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you.

Eric Stratton by DeltaTauAwesom February 18, 2011

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Joni Stratton

Communist asshole

Joni Stratton is dumb communist asshole

Joni Stratton by ItsItsyBee210 February 13, 2019

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Stratton

A ridiculously attractive person. Usually smarter than everyone around them and always feels superior to everyone. Super strong. Exotic name entrances everyone around them so they can always get what they want. Usually a smartass and always manly.

Dude, check out Stratton. I wish I was a Stratton!

Stratton by CMLVR July 11, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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