A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority
Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do
by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 11, 2010
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stupid depressed manipulating bitches who would kill themselves for attention
omg you're such a stretton

stop being a stretton
its giving stretton
by just a guy_142 March 21, 2023
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