Definitions by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink

Church Stretton 

A small "town" the size of a village in Shropshire, loved by old people and sad hikers, hated by lovers of fun and entertainment.

2. anywhere with a large conservative majority

Sad old couple: Church Stretton is beautiful!

Kid: No it isn't! There's fuck all to do

Church Stretton by Winkwinkwinkwinkwinkwink December 13, 2010