straus 

Last name that means:
Despite being the most retarded people on the planet, people with this last name are incredibly respected by everyone except drug addicts. They have the ability to solve global issues with ease, as they put milk in the cupboard. Straus’s are know to be retarded geniuses. People with Wesley as a first name and Straus as a last name are among the greatest humans on earth. According to the United Nations, Wesley Straus is a god.

“Sorry sir, I am a Straus. I don’t have time to have sex with Keanu Reeves or Elon Musk.”

straus by 2nd coolest guy - Elon Musk November 21, 2019

straus 

A straus is a boy or a girl who loves cock. He loves to suck it and sometimes bite it he dresses up as a furry in order to cope with his own crippling depression and he likes to jack off with his dog he comes up with stories that make people cringe and want to kill them self’s and he tends to make kids cry straus is a faggot and most people want him dead but it would never happen because he creates weapons he is scared of vaginas and is an all out Fag he loves to touch little kids and when he has sex with his boyfriend they invite animals and when it comes to fucking he prefers the girl animals. Wesley is a cunt and a faggot he is the coolest loser you will ever meet and his moms a virgin.

Come on brad don’t be a straus

straus by Moe Lester (say it out loud) November 21, 2019

Straus 

a dude who farts and blames it on the weather or on his peers

;also is a pair of levi jeans

everyone: did you hear that someone farted

straus:i think that was thunder clapping

everyone: but there’s an egg smell too…
straus: 🤫

Straus by orangepineapplegorillaglue July 17, 2021

straus-sack 

a straus-sack is an abnormally heavy pair of balls that hang lower than your knees

danny: ouch my straus-sack is dragging along the sidewalk
tyler: what is a straus-sack?
danny: you wouldn’t know, your balls are too small.

straus-sack by Poop memes September 6, 2021

Dr Strauss

To Strauss someone is to do the action of somewhat scarily move towards someone when a light is out or can mean many other things that are better unsaid. A common way to say it is straoos or Stroos.

Im going to STRAUSS you up!

Help me, i'm being vandilized by Dr Strauss

Dr Strauss by Strauss Guy February 3, 2020

Strauss Crack

When the thigh on tight jeans gives out resulting in a material tear that exposes ones inner thigh. This generally occurs during wear in public places, although domestic occurrences have also been noted. Experiences are often distressing for the individual involved, commonly leading to embarrassment, anger, frustration, and, ultimately brand boycott.

Strauss Crack 1: OMG, that chick is showing a serious "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.

Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!

Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.

Strauss Crack by Jackson Lester March 8, 2011

Tom Strauss 

One of gods gifts to the earth, fucking legendary person with a sense of humour to make up for what he lacks in dick size

"he was so small you could call him a tom strauss"

Tom Strauss by yeahnahfrickoath June 18, 2019