1 definition by orangepineapplegorillaglue

Straus

a dude who farts and blames it on the weather or on his peers

;also is a pair of levi jeans

everyone: did you hear that someone farted

straus:i think that was thunder clapping

everyone: but there’s an egg smell too…
straus: 🤫

by orangepineapplegorillaglue July 18, 2021