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Despite being the most retarded people on the planet, people with this last name are incredibly respected by everyone except drug addicts. They have the ability to solve global issues with ease, as they put milk in the cupboard. Straus’s are know to be retarded geniuses. People with Wesley as a first name and Straus as a last name are among the greatest humans on earth. According to the United Nations, Wesley Straus is a god.
Despite being the most retarded people on the planet, people with this last name are incredibly respected by everyone except drug addicts. They have the ability to solve global issues with ease, as they put milk in the cupboard. Straus’s are know to be retarded geniuses. People with Wesley as a first name and Straus as a last name are among the greatest humans on earth. According to the United Nations, Wesley Straus is a god.
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Get the straus mug.A straus is a boy or a girl who loves cock. He loves to suck it and sometimes bite it he dresses up as a furry in order to cope with his own crippling depression and he likes to jack off with his dog he comes up with stories that make people cringe and want to kill them self’s and he tends to make kids cry straus is a faggot and most people want him dead but it would never happen because he creates weapons he is scared of vaginas and is an all out Fag he loves to touch little kids and when he has sex with his boyfriend they invite animals and when it comes to fucking he prefers the girl animals. Wesley is a cunt and a faggot he is the coolest loser you will ever meet and his moms a virgin.
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Get the straus-sack mug.To Strauss someone is to do the action of somewhat scarily move towards someone when a light is out or can mean many other things that are better unsaid. A common way to say it is straoos or Stroos.
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Strauss Crack 1: OMG, that chick is showing a serious "Strauss Crack".
Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".
Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.
Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!
Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.
Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".
Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.
Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!
Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.
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