strange ranger

Someone who marches to the tune of their own sequin-clad boot-wearing star-wars-lovin drummer. These are people who "own" their oddities with no qualms whatsoever.

I wish my cubicle wasn't right next to Marky's. He's always showing me pictures of his cats dressed up like different characters from Stargate SG-I, and feels the need to tell me whether it's #1 or #2 every time he gets up to go to the bathroom. He usually wears a silver vest with black jeans and keds. He's a strange ranger!

strange ranger by AnnaBananna July 17, 2006

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Stranger Ranger

Noun: A Master of the Stranger.

Dan is the Stranger Ranger!

Stranger Ranger by Bigg Mike July 4, 2005

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strangerdanger

A wonderful mix of a Danger Wank and a Stranger.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.

a young lad performing a strangerdanger...
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"

strangerdanger by josty December 16, 2007