A wonderful mix of a Danger Wank and a Stranger.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.
a young lad performing a strangerdanger...
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"
by josty December 16, 2007
Get the strangerdanger mug.The belief that anybody that you don't know can and will do you harm, given the chance. This is often hammered into the minds of anyone older than the age of 2, and is meant to be used as an anti-kiddy diddler mechanism. Unfortunately, this is usually ineffective, as most diddlers-to-be are friends of the soon-to-be-diddled kiddy's family, or otherwise acquainted with the diddlee.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.
You can thank the Stranger-Danger Myth for the behavior of most kids up to the age of 10 regarding strangers.
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A weird person who wants to hang out with you before you even know them. Also this is a common term for the type of person who might try to kidnap a child.
by steviec February 27, 2004
Get the stranger danger mug.1) a cartoon in the 80s or something that was shown on the t.v in schools to spread awareness to children about the dangers of strangers.
during this short cartoon a child playing in the park is asked by a shifty character if he would like to some puppies. the boy declines and live to tell the tale.
2)often heard shouted by children when any adult approches them due to this caroton.
during this short cartoon a child playing in the park is asked by a shifty character if he would like to some puppies. the boy declines and live to tell the tale.
2)often heard shouted by children when any adult approches them due to this caroton.
by electro girl January 21, 2008
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Get the stranger danger mug.When referring to someone with whom you are good friends but haven't seen in a while. Someone who you regularly did hang out with until life situations led you to not see them as much in daily life.
by Wookerton May 29, 2010
Get the Stranger Danger mug.The old man who lurks behind computers convincing teenagers on the internet that he's only 27 and plays guitar. Also used to describe height advantages in prison.
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