strangerdanger 

A wonderful mix of a Danger Wank and a Stranger.
One sits on ones hand until it is numb, masturbates with the feeling that someone else is performing the task and shortly before orgasm shouting: "MUM!" with a hint of urgency in ones voice. This will stimulate the mother and the aim is to finish choking one's chicken and clean up before the mother arrives at the location of masturbation. Varying difficulties can be achieved by altering the distance between the mother and oneself. For extreme stranger danger, place oneself in the room next door with the door wide open.

a young lad performing a strangerdanger...
Young lad - "MUM!"
Mum - "coming!"
Younge lad - "not before me!"

strangerdanger by josty December 16, 2007

Stranger-Danger Myth 

The belief that anybody that you don't know can and will do you harm, given the chance. This is often hammered into the minds of anyone older than the age of 2, and is meant to be used as an anti-kiddy diddler mechanism. Unfortunately, this is usually ineffective, as most diddlers-to-be are friends of the soon-to-be-diddled kiddy's family, or otherwise acquainted with the diddlee.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.

You can thank the Stranger-Danger Myth for the behavior of most kids up to the age of 10 regarding strangers.

Stranger-Danger Myth by dont i know July 10, 2009

stranger danger 

A weird person who wants to hang out with you before you even know them. Also this is a common term for the type of person who might try to kidnap a child.

Watch out for stranger danger, he's coming up behind you.

stranger danger by steviec February 27, 2004

stranger danger 

1) a cartoon in the 80s or something that was shown on the t.v in schools to spread awareness to children about the dangers of strangers.

during this short cartoon a child playing in the park is asked by a shifty character if he would like to some puppies. the boy declines and live to tell the tale.

2)often heard shouted by children when any adult approches them due to this caroton.

STRANGER DANGER! these a man with puppies!

stranger danger by electro girl January 21, 2008

stranger danger 

Used when you are creeped out by a strange guy trying to dance on you, talk to you, or are just staring across the room and you can see them the whole time. Yell this phrase when you need help or as a hint to get the hell away we can see you.

"STRANGER DANGER!!! That creep ass wont stop trying to freak dance on me!! STRANGER DANGER!!!

stranger danger by crystal+alexis+alisha June 20, 2008

Stranger Danger 

When referring to someone with whom you are good friends but haven't seen in a while. Someone who you regularly did hang out with until life situations led you to not see them as much in daily life.

Whoa, long time no see Stranger Danger, how have you been?

Stranger Danger by Wookerton May 29, 2010

stranger danger 

The old man who lurks behind computers convincing teenagers on the internet that he's only 27 and plays guitar. Also used to describe height advantages in prison.

"Man, I wish I had a strangerdanger."

"Mom, a strangerdanger tried to hit on me today :("

stranger danger by Nis January 13, 2005