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Stataphobia 

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.
Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.
Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

Streamaphobia 

The fear of twitch streams destroying the absolute shit out of you *lazerlazer*
This god damn fucking twitch streamers.
Streamer by the way.
Hey doc I have streamaphobia the fear of twitch streamers plz help.
Streamaphobia by Strreamer btw November 13, 2018

Steamaphobia 

Intense loathing of something you have never tried.
Steamaphobia by Big Bopper October 25, 2003

sloanaphobia 

Cody: OMG I HAVE SLOANAPHOBIA!

Brian: What's that dude?

Cody: The fear of cool people!!!

Hot Girl: Hey Brian! You're looking pretty cool!

Brian: Thanks!

Cody: AHHHHHH!!! SLOANAPHOBIA!!! (Runs away screaming)
sloanaphobia by sammmxobam April 22, 2011

Steamaphobia 

An intense dislike for needless pointless badly coded software that is forced upon you.
Steamaphobia by SheepDip November 2, 2003

Stataphobia 

The severe anxiety of updating ones facebook status, due to the fear nobody will 'like' it.
Oh my god make your facebook status chillen with Harry and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room!

Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh
Stataphobia by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010