"straight edge drinking game" is a humorous expression that implies that a certain event or series of events will not happen, or will happen with very little regularity.
It's equivalent to saying "that will never happen", "no chance". "not in a million years" or other idiomatic expressions.
Example 1:
Joe: Hey, let's drink every timeBush says something smart.
Nick: That's a straight edge drinking game.
Example 2:
Andre: Here's a straight edge drinking game. Let's drink whenever Charles Bronson goes 5 minutes without killing somebody.
When you discover your same-sex lover (actual or potential) is in a relationship with someone of THE OPPOSITE SEX.
You: Sup? You still trying to hook up with what's-her-name?
Her: Naw man, I just found out she's dating some guy she met in college... #StraightGate
You: What?! No way - I totally thought she was a lesbian!!!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.