A man or boy who pretends to be straight, but secretly a gay. He is absolutely, extremely fearful of coming out of the closet and having people know his hidden secret!
I was alwaysstraight, until my high-school male friend, Andre, from Great Neck, New York privately seduced me over time and converted me from being a straight male to now existing as a straigayht male.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.