A man or boy who pretends to be straight, but secretly a gay. He is absolutely, extremely fearful of coming out of the closet and having people know his hidden secret!
I was always straight, until my high-school male friend, Andre, from Great Neck, New York privately seduced me over time and converted me from being a straight male to now existing as a straigayht male.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.