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stove piping

To lick ones finger and touch a persons asshole in an inappropriate situation such as in a bar, church or resturaunt. To perform a proper stove piping the person must be a stranger. The name refers to the surprised yell of the victim.
I gave that broad a real stove piping last night
stove piping by JP408 June 29, 2007

Alberni stove piping

The act of making people think you enjoy stove piping.
Mark enjoys Alberni stove piping so much, “is it really homosexual if it’s just the tip” mark says to himself. He sure hopes the crew knows!

Stovepiping 

The act of an uncircumsized man stretching his foreskin over the tip of a circumsized mans penis resembling how stovepipe is put together.
I caught them stovepiping and damn near puked but at the same time I kind of felt left out...
Stovepiping by RigPig January 18, 2011

Stovepiping 

An act of sodomy in which the giver repeatedly withdraws the penis fully from the rectum of the receiver, usually resulting in a gape, and forcefully reinserts it.
"Dude, I was stovepiping Mary last night, now her asshole won't close!"
Stovepiping by TheBlanker January 14, 2008

Stovepiping 

Wearing your belt one or two holes too tight to prolong the brewage in your large intestine subsequently making your farts smell horrific and nausea inducing.
Bro, what time are you going to be home? I've been stovepiping all day. You can smell each individual 16 herbs and spices!
Stovepiping by Sparky145 February 16, 2017

stovepiping 

The sexual act of two fags touching their penises together at the ends, then one fag will push his foreskin over the other fags penis, and then pull the other fags foreskin over his own penis. Also known as mutual masturbation.
Jim was stovepiping last night with his buddy, and now his foreskin is full of schmegma.
stovepiping by Skelly May 24, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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