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story book

A beginning, a middle, and an end...

A shot of black label, followed by tequila, chased with full-bodied beer (like an IPA)...

Start your night off right with the story book.
At 8:12pm on a Tuesday night, Tom called for a story book and the troops assembled in the kitchen. It's difficult to say if they were better off then when they started.
story book by mastamind93 October 8, 2013
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story book land 

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died
Man story book land is for pussies

Story Book Finish 

When you eat a girl out and lick the tip of your thumb and flick through her pussy flaps like a book, then repeat this until she finishes, after she nuts you grab both sides of her vagina and slam both sides together like you would after you finish an excellent book.
Person 1: “Yo dude! How did it go with that girl last night?”

Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”

Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.
Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

and then we went to the book store and bought some books... 

A phrase added at the end of a meaningless story that has no true end. Often used on the fly when telling a story and the listeners start to loose interest.

It does not make the story more interesting or worthwhile, just provides a suitable ending point...
I was running yesterday and I saw this dog in the park and he had this really big head. Then I stoped at Quicky Mart and has a giant coke. I saw Bob and he told me about the concert next weekend so we went and got tickets. Later that girl from the gym called to tell me i left my watch at the counter, so I ran by and picked it up... and then we went to the book store and bought some books...

book store

Like a library, except you have to pay for take home use.
People that work at book stores are sexy!
book store by Joy13 August 20, 2008

Coming to the comic book store 

Sam Brandt must stay off Reddit as written here
Jesse: Bro, let’s go to the comic book store

Sam: But can I be on Reddit?

Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?

Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit

Jesse: *see above*
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