spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009

12-steptard 

Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.

My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!

12-steptard by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Miriam Stoppard

Referring to Doctor and Television Presenter. A term once used by Jeremy in series 5, episode 1 of Peep Show.

a) Moaning about an injury recently sustained.

b) Chatting to other folk using complex medical words and terms.

Mickey: I hurt my leg the other day. I believe it was my tibialis anterior.

Will: No need to be a Miriam Stoppard about it.

Miriam Stoppard by Vaas June 5, 2013

Slootard

–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them

–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being

"You were so slootard last night you banged a horselike creature"

"Hes a slootard who pops bottles on his maxed out credit card"

Slootard by SAVAGE GM February 4, 2010

Stuptard 

A person acting stupid and retarded.

You're such a stuptard.

Stuptard by KiMugga January 25, 2014

stonetarded 

someone that has smoked so much marijuana that they are beyond the point of being stoned that they are resembling a person who has down syndrome

t-bain: we were stonetarded, we played mario for 5 hours

t-pleasure: damn wish i could have been here

stonetarded by t-pleasure January 20, 2009

Splooptardian 

A language created by a few friends that spread across the whole school.

"The people speak splooptardian"
"Splooptardian is how we communicate"
"The splooptardian people are very sploopid"

Splooptardian by Richert Jackson March 3, 2023