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stooge monkey

a goofy ass idiot with the body resemblence of an ape
Your a stooge monkey!
by Psycho Crazie #1 & 2 April 19, 2004
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Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".
I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.
by gmonk March 12, 2003
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Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.
I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.
by JB March 12, 2003
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spooge monkey

Can mean anything - and object or place.
Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?
by HurleyCub March 4, 2017
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spoogemonkey

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz
Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
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