1. A quantity of fecal matter that is sufficient enough to prevent the normal operation of a flush toilet (A pile of shit you lay that makes your toilet flood when you flush it).

2. A person that creates enough shit in one sitting to plug up a toilet.

1. Phew! You'd better get a plunger to take care of that stoolchoker I just laid in there.

2. You goddamn stoolchoker! You get the plunger and take care of it, you asshole!

stoolchoker by KenPone April 3, 2003

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Stoolhol

The act of holding in your huge shit long enough to imitate anal penetration and eventually reaching orgasm.

Mark: So what did you do last weekend?
James: I tried 'Stoolhol' as you recommended and it made me diamonds.
Mark: Did you remember to say no homo after your session?
James: Yeh yeh.

Stoolhol by Debattoast July 2, 2018

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Stooch

A slang use to descibe someone who acts up tight, anti-social, like their better than everyone else.

I asked her to come party with us but she was acting stooch.

Stooch by twavis March 8, 2009

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Stooch

The term stooch defines someone who is an epic fail. Someone who is just a waste of space and air. Close but a little bit worse then your average idiot and just past a drongo.

You're a fucking stooch

You're standing over there like a stooch

Look at that stooch

Look at this fucking stooch

Where you going ya stooch

Jesus christ you fucking stooch

(The word usually goes better after the word fucking)

Stooch by DamAAG September 9, 2013

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