7 definitions by KenPone

stoolchoker

1. A quantity of fecal matter that is sufficient enough to prevent the normal operation of a flush toilet (A pile of shit you lay that makes your toilet flood when you flush it).

2. A person that creates enough shit in one sitting to plug up a toilet.

1. Phew! You'd better get a plunger to take care of that stoolchoker I just laid in there.

2. You goddamn stoolchoker! You get the plunger and take care of it, you asshole!

by KenPone April 4, 2003

seat slammer

What a guy does if he's taking a whizz, and suddenly feels the urge to take a shit right then and there.

I thought I just had to take a leak, but I had a seat slammer instead.

by KenPone May 9, 2003

pimp my ride

A slick MTV car show that proves that highly talented people CAN polish a turd. This raises the question "SHOULD someone polish a turd?"

"See that Pimp My Ride where they made that Escort look like a BMW? Them guys are so good they DID polish a turd!"

by KenPone November 8, 2004

Fudgenuts

An absolutely retarded dumbass, dipshit, fuckhead, asshole, whatever. Everybody knows at least one.

--Allright! Why in the hell did you do that, Fudgenuts?!?!!?
--Duh....?

by KenPone April 23, 2003

kitty porn

An obvious play on words.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE ABOUT CATS YOU BLOODY WANKERS!!! THIS IS INTENDED TO BE A PUN!! OBVIOUSLY SOME PEOPLE CANNOT TAKE BAD JOKES WITHOUT MAKING SOCIAL COMMENTARIES!!!!

My cat got busted for smuggling KITTY porn across state lines.

by KenPone April 18, 2005

knee-walker

A person at work who licks, sucks, and swallows their way to the top. Can also be known as a suck-up.

That bitch has only been here for three hours, and she's already been promoted six times. What a fucking knee-walker!

by KenPone October 26, 2003

turd abortion

The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.

Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.

I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.

by KenPone March 26, 2005