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stonkulos 

This is a bunch of stonkulos
stonkulos by Terrorism October 20, 2023
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stonkslobber 

The act of filling your mouth to its maximum capacity with stanky dishwater and then spinning around while spraying your unsuspecting victims at the family gathering.
"I stonkslobbered 'em real good, you should've seen it. Smelled terrible too."
stonkslobber by Frungus Bungus November 26, 2020

Stonkulosaurus 

A prehistoric looking creature, that is one of the species of the bird from UP. But don’t be fooled. If you try to give the stonkulosaurus some chocolate, it will explode on the spot. This specimen travels at the speed of light destroying everything in its path.
Honey! Get in the car! Grab the dog! A stonkulosaurus is headed our way!
Stonkulosaurus by urmama253735 August 26, 2019

stronkulos 

Randomniss
This is just a bunch of stronkulos
stronkulos by Terrorism October 20, 2023

Sponkulous 

The term used when someone has the urge to be sporadically spontaneous.
that guy Collin is being completely sponkulous
Sponkulous by The Salamander February 3, 2012

spookulosis 

Spookulosis is a mental disorder that is contagious
It causes those who are infected to act more spooky hens the name spookulosis
It is contracted by either watching tons of horror movies and becoming immune to them or if you hang out with someone who has spookulosis
Guy 1 "hey stop watching so many horror movies or you will catch spookulosis"
Guy 2 "come on man you know that is a lie spookulosis isn't real plus these movies aren't scary at all"
The movie is paranormal activity
spookulosis by Abyssalment December 23, 2021

Sponkuos 

My dad is sponkuos
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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